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DWS: Driving With Squirrel

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Guy is stopped for weaving all over the road. Says it's because there was a squirrel in the car biting him:

    http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-09-24/story/squirrel-fault-dui-suspect-tells-clay-county-deputy

    The last paragraph is priceless:

    "Michael underwent a field sobriety test and was arrested after his girlfriend came by to get the truck and squirrel, the Sheriff’s Office said."
     
    hondo, Sep 24, 2012
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  2. lone star scribe

    lone star scribe Guest

    Shouldn't this charge be DUIS? Driving under the influence of squirrel? ;D
     
    lone star scribe, Sep 24, 2012
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  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Squirrel was probably biting his acorns.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 24, 2012
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  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    TTIUWSP
     
    SpeedTchr, Sep 25, 2012
    #4
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    better squirrels than

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    BEES!
     
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    slappy4428, Sep 25, 2012
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  6. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

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    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 25, 2012
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