Dust off those black taco jokes from a couple years ago

A fast food chain in France is coming out with special burgers as a tie-in to the release of the 3-D version of "Star Wars EpisodeI: The Phantom Menace." One of them stood out for obvious reasons.



Read all about it here.

 

The first squid ink burger in history. Not that I'd trust a French burger. Probably has escargot and foie gras chopped up in it.

 

Don't hate on foie gras on a burger. Ray's Hell Burger makes a fine foie gras burger. [/crossthread]

Also, those are definitely cheese curds on the Jedi burger, right? That's fantastic.

 

Leave it to the French. Not only do they make a black burger, they misspelled Vader.

What did the call a black burger in France? I don't know. I didn't go into Quick.

 

Black Hamburgers in Paris.

I never thought I would see the day.

 

What do they call French fries in France? (VERY LATE EDIT: Dangit, didn't see Shoeless Joe's post.)

 

Freedom fries?

kidding aside, they ask for frites (fried potatoes)

 

I'm assuming the Vador burger is much larger than the Jedi burger.

 

I'm sure after you eat either one, your stomach will feel a "disturbance in the Force."

 

Can you poop in the toilet afterward, or do you have to drop the turd in a thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide?

 

Only two meters wide? I used to take a dump on womprats in my T60 back home, they're not more than two meters