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Dust off those black taco jokes from a couple years ago

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bad Guy Zero, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    A fast food chain in France is coming out with special burgers as a tie-in to the release of the 3-D version of "Star Wars EpisodeI: The Phantom Menace." One of them stood out for obvious reasons.


    Read all about it here.
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  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The first squid ink burger in history. Not that I'd trust a French burger. Probably has escargot and foie gras chopped up in it.
  3. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Don't hate on foie gras on a burger. Ray's Hell Burger makes a fine foie gras burger. [/crossthread]

    Also, those are definitely cheese curds on the Jedi burger, right? That's fantastic.
  4. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    Leave it to the French. Not only do they make a black burger, they misspelled Vader.

    What did the call a black burger in France? I don't know. I didn't go into Quick.

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  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Black Hamburgers in Paris.

    I never thought I would see the day.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    What do they call French fries in France? (VERY LATE EDIT: Dangit, didn't see Shoeless Joe's post.)
  7. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Freedom fries?

    kidding aside, they ask for frites (fried potatoes)
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I'm assuming the Vador burger is much larger than the Jedi burger.
  9. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    I'm sure after you eat either one, your stomach will feel a "disturbance in the Force."
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Can you poop in the toilet afterward, or do you have to drop the turd in a thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide?
  12. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Only two meters wide? I used to take a dump on womprats in my T60 back home, they're not more than two meters
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