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Dumbass at All-Star Game handled appropriately

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Starman, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    With the caveat that the security personnel should have also pounded his ass into unconsciousness. Haul fuckers like this off feet-first, strapped to stretchers, that'll put a fucking end to it.


    In case you couldn't have guessed, the dumbfuck was a Twitter retweet whore.

    Rubber clubs to the skulls. Should do it.
  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The lesson in all this? If you're going to do this sort of thing, be hot like those girls at the College World Series and the blogosphere will celebrate you:



  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The hot chicks? Put them down for the count too. Clubs to the skulls.


    Somebody who runs out on the field/court/performance surface during a game/concert, etc etc., has already decided to do something crazy. No point in giving them any chance to do anything crazier. Put 'em to sleep and let 'em wake up in intensive care to ponder it.


    Maybe they're only a silly fan hoping for an autograph. Uh huh.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    Deal with him like Ron Asselstine handled this clown.

  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    That may have been the best hit of the game.
  6. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Better than Mike Curtis?
  7. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Big fan of Curtis. Loved that moment.

  8. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Sorry, misread your post. I still like Curtis' better.
  9. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    James Harrison dumps a Brown fan who was probably harder to bring down than Colt.
  10. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    No problem. Curtis' hit was outstanding. And then he stood over the guy, too.
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    A wrestling one, with the smallest referee in the world choking the fan out, with some jokes by Bobby Heenan:

  12. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Weirdest one I can remember.
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