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Dumb criminals, case No. 14,568

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Jan 21, 2009.

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  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090120/news/901200959

    Aside from the sheer idiocy of stealing a case of beer and leaving your purse at the scene, this chick looks awful rough for 21. I don't see her aging well.

    Plus, she stole a case of NATTY LIGHT!!! Christ, if you're going to steal, go for the gold and at least go after a case of Bud.
     
    hondo, Jan 21, 2009
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  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I dunno... she's cute in a Natty Light kinda way...
     
    slappy4428, Jan 21, 2009
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  3. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Maybe Mickeys...
     
    KevinmH9, Jan 21, 2009
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  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Naw, I don't see her drinking malt liquor
     
    slappy4428, Jan 21, 2009
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  5. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    Like a hanging curveball.
     
    Calvin Hobbes, Jan 21, 2009
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  6. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    That is true, but it'll take malt liquor to make her pretty. A lot of it.
     
    KevinmH9, Jan 21, 2009
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  7. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Arrrrrgh! She looks like one of the moms on my son's Little League team. Now every time I go to a game, I'll think of Natty Light!
     
    OTD, Jan 21, 2009
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  8. Wenders

    Wenders Well-Known Member

    I think she planted her daughter's ID in the purse. There ain't no way that chica is 21. She looks 40. Maybe it's just all of the makeup caked on her face and around her eyes.....
     
    Wenders, Jan 21, 2009
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  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    "Click to enlarge"??!!
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 22, 2009
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  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the picture, dools. the picture.
     
    Tom Petty, Jan 22, 2009
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  11. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    I love stupid criminal stories.
     
    JakeandElwood, Jan 22, 2009
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  12. BNWriter

    BNWriter Active Member

    For God's sake -- DON'T!!
     
    BNWriter, Jan 22, 2009
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