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Dumb and Dumber alert!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by kingcreole, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    what nice hooters you have. ... i beg your pardon?
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jul 18, 2008
    #37
  2. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
     
    GBNF, Jul 18, 2008
    #38
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's a special feeling.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 18, 2008
    #39
  4. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
     
    GBNF, Jul 18, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sir, you can't go in there.

    It's OK. I'm a limo driver.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 18, 2008
    #41
  6. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
     
    GBNF, Jul 18, 2008
    #42
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Some little filly break your heart?

    No, it was a girl.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 18, 2008
    #43
  8. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called ... Aspen.
     
    GBNF, Jul 18, 2008
    #44
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    That John Denver is full of shit!
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 18, 2008
    #45
  10. jps

    jps Active Member

    "Just go, man."
     
    jps, Jul 18, 2008
    #46
  11. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I don't know Lloyd. The French are assholes.
     
    kingcreole, Jul 18, 2008
    #47
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Best line of the movie.
     
    Buck, Jul 18, 2008
    #48
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