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Dumb and Dumber alert!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by kingcreole, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Pretty desperately, I heard.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #13
  2. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    Got room for one more if you still want to go to aspen.
    I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
     
    jakewriter82, Jul 17, 2008
    #14
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You sold our dead bird to a blind kid?
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #15
  4. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Harry, you're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
     
    doubledown68, Jul 17, 2008
    #16
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What if they shot you in the face?
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #17
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    But Petey didn't have a head!

    Lloyd, I took care of it.
     
    Trey Beamon, Jul 17, 2008
    #18
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Other way, Trey.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #19
  8. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Oh look, frost!
     
    JakeandElwood, Jul 17, 2008
    #20
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Are those your skis? ... Both of them?
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #21
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    How's your burger?

    (Sorry, Mikey ... I'm going off the top of my head)
     
    Trey Beamon, Jul 17, 2008
    #22
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Big Gulps, huh? All right. ... Well, see ya later.


    Might be the best line in cinema history.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #23
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Harry: You heard him. My name was the last thing he said.

    Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling noise.
     
    mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008
    #24
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