Dumb and Dumber alert!

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!

 

Turbo-Lax.

 

That was one hell of a loogie...

 

"Let's get a couple of bowls of loud-mouth soup."

"Look at the funbags on that hosehound."

 

kingcreole, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do this.

And totally redeem yourself!

 

Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves the whole time?

Well, yeah. We're in the Rockies.

I'm gonna kill you.

 

-- Nice set of hooters.

-- The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

-- Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

 

"For God's sake just give me the damn number!"

 

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Skiis huh?"
"Yeah."
"They yours?"
"Yeah"
".... Both of them?"
"Yeah."
"Cool!"