Duke ruins Giuliani's (son's) dream

He got kicked off the golf team, and now he's suing:

http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=300093

 

Was he accused of raping a stripper?

 

Being dropped from the Duke golf team does NOT necessarily equate to being forever barred from participating in the world of professional golf.

Not even a Bernie K. enforcement team can make that story stick.

Grow a set, son, and try to do something significant on your own without highrolling professional help, eh?

 

Wait! Do they not know he's America's Mayor's son?! His father single-handedly cleaned up the Big Apple!

 

To their everlasting credit, they clearly don't give a royal rat's ass.

 

It's official. The terrorists have won. 5 and 3, with an eagle on the last hole.

 

Why do the Dookies hate America?

 

Why do the Dookies hate golf?

 

I thought Chris Farley was dead.

 

This is one of those lawsuits where the lawyers who file it should face discipline by the state bar. His Duke stroke average: 74.5. His best finish: T-36. I'd love to have Andrew in my Tuesday Night League, but I'm thinking that's his competitive peak.

 

Are you hinting that he might feel a little ... oh, what's the word... entitled? At Duke?

 

I think I've found a (brief) love for Duke.