Dude (Looks Like A Grandma)

That's what Google says.

 

Well, if the googles say it, it must be true!

I've found some other, less skanky blogs that say the same thing, so there ya go.

 

The one on the left is stunning.

 

To be honest, I saw the pic earlier this week and my first thought was that it was Helen Gurley Brown.

 

Awesome pull.

 

Worst.
Sunglasses.
Ever.

 

Yeah. That's what's wrong with this photo.

 

Oh, there are any number of things ... but those sunglasses exacerbate the problems. Absolutely calls his ability to make good decisions into question.

 

That is just awesome.

 

All these years, I had no idea my mother was really Steven Tyler's long lost twin sister. Definitely adding him to the Thanksgiving guest list. He can return her glasses.

'Lou, have you seen my, I SAID HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASSES? GLASSES! HAVE YOU SEEN THEM! They were right here by the toaster, did you use the toaster? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE TOASTER! Six weeks later the house still smells from the toaster, you cannot put salami in a toaster for heaven's sake, I SAID YOU CANNOT PUT SALAMI IN A TOASTER, WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASSES??'

 

Is that what passes for "plus size" these days?

Wow . . . .

That photo of Steven Tyler in the first post shows that hard living (and dressing like an idiot onstage) finally catch up with you. It made my wife back off her claim that "Geddy Lee is the ugliest rock star ever. He's not even a rock star; he looks like someone's grandma!"

Hang it up, Aerosmith. You were never that good to begin with.