Dude, I declared bankruptcy!

Most of the rest of us who have seen it recognize it for the full-on awesomeness that it is.

 

So, if an impound tow truck takes away Dykstra's car, he can say., "Dude, where's my car?"

 

"See that car being towed away? Its a Maybach. Finest in the world. I only get the finest of things repossessed. See those suits I just had to put on Ebay? Cost me $4,000 a pop, bro."

 

Who wants suits with tobacco juice stains?

 

Lenny was never the sharpest knife in the drawer. He's a gambler and high-stakes gamblers play the stocks. He got hot and cooled off. This is the end result of that cooling. Along the way, his arrogant ass pissed off a lot of people. Now, they get the opportunity to piss on him.

 

And it couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

Now then - yoicks, and away!!!

 

Just the facts:
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-phillydeals/Dykstras_letter_to_fans_.html

And I assume it should be "tough-as-nails"

 

The only thing Lenny Dykstra is a servant to is his own inflated ego.

 

Telly was in the Dirty Dozen, doesn't get much more awesome than that.

 

Once saw Telly hit a guy on the head with tootise pop when he played Kojack.

 

Eternally creepy. The second one to die, and the only one to die at the hands of a comrade......if you can call Maggott anyone's comrade, much less Jefferson's, lol.

He played a great part in Kelly's Heroes too. Apparently he was also the first choice to play Cool Hand Luke but took a vacation after filming the Dirty Dozen in England, so the part went instead to Paul Newman who was immediately available.

 

Cue Tom Petty's "Don't Come Round Here (No More)"....

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/sep/17/guards-block-access-to-dykstras-lake-sherwood/