Drunk. Wave machine. Bunch of people in the pool.

What could possibly go wrong here?

10ft Tsunami at family water park: Huge artificial waves injure scores of swimmers

 

I thought this was going to be some frat boys puked in the pool.

My question is why is that setting even an option?

 

We don't need no stinking regulations. Make China Great Again

 

I thought that was going to be funny. Instead, that was scary as shit.

 

I was in a wave pool during a "fouling"—shit, not puke. I have now lived the pool scene from Caddyshack.

 

I went into a wave pool at Splish Splash on Long Island last summer with my daughter. I had to turn off the part of my brain that was thinking, "This is like swimming in a toilet," because she was having so much fun.

 

Baby Ruth or Jell-O pudding?

 

More like chocolate milk. You've never seen a stain spread so quickly. I don't think I've ever moved faster. I grabbed my kid like we were getting out of the way of a runaway truck.

 

My God...

 

Is that you, @DanielSimpsonDay, after fisting a shitter?

 

That's either a scene from Ghost or one of the excerpts from 2 girls 1 cup.