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Drunk, horny and heavily armed

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by lono, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    Somebody gargled with a 55-gallon drum of This Will Not End Well ...

    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/topstories/story/961955.html
     
  2. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Crapsticks, I thought this was going to be the best "listen to what I did last weekend" story ever.
    Very disappointing.
     
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Based on the slug and byline, I expected one helluva Talladega story.

    So disappointing.
     
  4. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    ... is no way to go through life, son.[/deanwormer]
     
  5. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    All the girls on SJ shuddered and we know exactly why.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    All joking aside, which of us hasn't awakened on raw December morning and with a pounding headache and sick stomach regretted getting really drunk and sharing your wife with your boss in the back seat of a police car after a Christmas party?
     
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Her husband was in the front seat? Fantastic.
     
  8. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    .... is no way to go through life.
     
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Late by 70 minutes. :D
     
  10. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    DAMN... How'd I miss that?

    Apologies to DaMan.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    So disappointed this is not an offshoot of the "My wife is away" thread.

    Be better, lono. Be better.
     
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    I figured you got delayed on the back nine because Jose Maria Ilosttheball, Padraig Harrington, Ben Crane and Bernhard Langer were playing in front of you.
     
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