Drunk, horny and heavily armed

Somebody gargled with a 55-gallon drum of This Will Not End Well ...

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/topstories/story/961955.html

 

Crapsticks, I thought this was going to be the best "listen to what I did last weekend" story ever.
Very disappointing.

 

Based on the slug and byline, I expected one helluva Talladega story.

So disappointing.

 

... is no way to go through life, son.[/deanwormer]

 

All the girls on SJ shuddered and we know exactly why.

 

All joking aside, which of us hasn't awakened on raw December morning and with a pounding headache and sick stomach regretted getting really drunk and sharing your wife with your boss in the back seat of a police car after a Christmas party?

 

Her husband was in the front seat? Fantastic.

 

.... is no way to go through life.

 

Late by 70 minutes.

 

DAMN... How'd I miss that?

Apologies to DaMan.

 

So disappointed this is not an offshoot of the "My wife is away" thread.

Be better, lono. Be better.

 

I figured you got delayed on the back nine because Jose Maria Ilosttheball, Padraig Harrington, Ben Crane and Bernhard Langer were playing in front of you.