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Drunk as a skunk and booze is to blame...Richie gives sobriety a bad name

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He's a cowboy...

    On a steel horse he rides...

    He's wanted, WAN-TED, for DUI.
  3. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Yikes, he is starting to look like Mickey Rourke. Not good.
  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    a tip of the cap from tom petty, sir.
  5. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    Richie used to drink on the dock. Union when on strike...

    He's got to hold on to what he's got. It doesn't make a different if he pukes or not...

    Poor Heather.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

  7. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    thank you much
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I want to laaaa-yy you down, in a bed of roses.

    For toniiiii-ght, I sleep, in the county jail.
  9. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You say I've puked a thousand times
    And now I'm reaching for more tequila and lime
    You left me drowning in my vomit
    And you won't hold my head anymore

    Now I'm praying to God I fall asleep on my stomach girl

    I'll be there for you
    These five words I swear to you
    When you puke I want to be the toilet for you
    I'll be there for you

    I'd drink and I'd die for you
    Hold up a liquor store for you
    Words can't say what pumping your stomach can do
    I'll be there for you
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I've seen a million vodkas
    And I DRANK them all
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You and me and my old friends,

    hoping it wasn't a statie around that bend.

    Never safe to drive. Never safe to driiii-ve.
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