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Drunk anyone?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WSKY, Feb 4, 2007.

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  1. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    No TurboDog?
    It was Newcastle for me.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Feb 5, 2007
    #37
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Why not just drink an Appletini and get it over with? :p
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #38
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    What pern really meant...
     
    zeke12, Feb 5, 2007
    #39
  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Tactful as always, Zeke. :D
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #40
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Speak truth to power, and go ATM when you can, pern.

    Everything else is just details. ;)
     
    zeke12, Feb 5, 2007
    #41
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Hey hey hey, I just checked my manhood. ON YOUR MOM.

    And I only got the peach Absolut for morning screwdrivers. What the fuck else am I supposed to drink to get ready for the day ahead? Starbucks doesn't sell alcohol!
     
    Mystery_Meat, Feb 5, 2007
    #42
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, she told me. She wasn't impressed. Oh, and she said you should really have those sores looked at.
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #43
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I'd respond, but then I realized that your mom talks to you about who she bangs. And nothing I say could cut worse than that.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Feb 5, 2007
    #44
  9. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    I just hope that if you did respond, you'd come back with something better than "YOUR MOM." Go back to drinking your fruity drinks, Nancy. :p
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #45
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Pshaw. YOUR MOM is universal.

    No, seriously, she gets around.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Feb 5, 2007
    #46
  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Well, clearly, if she's sleeping with you her standards aren't very high. Of course, if you're banging an overweight 58-year-old (love ya, Mom!), your standards would struggle to cross a speed bump.
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #47
  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    BTW, I'm shocked this hasn't drawn more posters into a Momma-joke threadjack.
     
    bigpern23, Feb 5, 2007
    #48
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