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Drunk 4-year old boy in dress steals neighbor's Christmas presents

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pastor, Dec 18, 2009.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

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    Here is picture of the kid with his grandfather. Cute kid.

    What is it with golfers these days.
     
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    Boom_70, Dec 18, 2009
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  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    He had a rough next day but at least they let him keep the dress...

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    cranberry, Dec 18, 2009
    #38
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    This is only half a country song. Sure it's got mama, prison, and getting drunk. But there's nothing about trains, trucks, and rain.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 18, 2009
    #39
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I think the mama was afraid the kid would get hit by a truck.
     
    Ace, Dec 18, 2009
    #40
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Here is his baby brother!

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    Edit: Ack. First photo was better.
     
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    The Big Ragu, Dec 18, 2009
    #41
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Photobucket Fail.
     
    Steak Snabler, Dec 18, 2009
    #42
  7. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Oh Lord, please help me 'cause I'm in dis dress!
    I'm chock full of beer and my hair is a mess.
    The cops they're upon me, my mom ain't got got bail.
    At least I'll see Daddy when I get to jail.

    I like to party, oh yes siree, Bob.
    What were you thinkin'?
    Put a lock on that knob!
    Now, I'm out a drinkin',
    A four-year-old slob
    My Mommy and Daddy,
    my youth they did rob.

    Oh Lord, please help me 'cause I'm in dis dress!
    I'm chock full of beer and my hair is a mess.
    The cops they're upon me, my mom ain't got got bail.
    At least I'll see Daddy when I get to jail.

    Any now, my young life; well, it's gone to hail.
    If I knew Dick Cheney, I'd go and hunt quail.
    My dress it is ruined, oh dearie me.
    'Cause I am so drunk, I can't squat when I pee.

    Oh Lord, please help me 'cause I'm in dis dress!
    I'm chock full of beer and my hair is a mess.
    The cops they're upon me, my mom ain't got got bail.
    At least I'll see Daddy when I get to jail."
     
    Oggiedoggie, Dec 18, 2009
    #43
  8. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Well done. That was outstanding.
     
    JC, Dec 18, 2009
    #44
  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Unlikeliest thread title in SportsJournalists.com history.
     
    OnTheRiver, Dec 18, 2009
    #45
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Sad to say, but I vote for this one:

    http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/74956/
     
    imjustagirl, Dec 18, 2009
    #46
  11. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Personally, I'd vote for Farmerjerome makes it to 30th birthday, but I still have four days to screw that up.
     
    farmerjerome, Dec 18, 2009
    #47
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Just keep avoiding flying basketballs and you'll be fine.
     
    imjustagirl, Dec 18, 2009
    #48
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