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Drunk 4-year old boy in dress steals neighbor's Christmas presents

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pastor, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    There are some things in this story that just don't add up. But its still a heartwarming tale of Christmas cheer.
     
  2. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    It would have been more Christmas cheer if the kid was drinking rum and egg nog...
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member



    Yeah, but it was nice that the wife kept jailbird daddy's beer on ice in the cooler waiting for him to be paroled. I teared up a bit.
     
  4. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member



    i thought she said it was her dad's cooler. who knows. maybe her dad is the kid's dad also.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member



    I read it as the kid's dad. Well, that ruins it for me. I guess it explains why she isn't living in a trailer, though.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Yep. THAT'S the embarrassing part. The rest of it? Completely normal.
     
  7. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member



    MMMMMM, nothing better than aged Bud Light.
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It would be un-PC to rip on the kid for wearing a dress, IJAG. C'mon.
     
  9. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Brilliant.
     
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    And this Chattanooga resident hangs his head in shame.
     
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Never mind, everyone. No worries. It wasn't beer.

    It was Bud Light.
     
  12. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Young, drunk and cross-dressing is no way to go through life, son.
     
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