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Drowning his sorrows while wishing he had Jessie's girl

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, May 2, 2011.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Saw him on TV a few months back hawking a book - he didn't look good. But the good news is now he can make his "comeback" on a reality show.
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He was rolling the dice, looking for a point-seven.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    When his cellmate tried to speak to him, Springfield replied, "I don't talk to strangers."
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The breathalyzer's tough, baby that's a pity
     
  6. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jack Daniel is a friend. Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of Rick's.
     
  7. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Guess he wasn't acting on his Californication stint.
     
  8. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    Oh, I wish I'd blown a .04!
     
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Beat me to it... :D
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Wow, these are great...
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Heard at the traffic stop: "How much have you had to drink, Mr. Springsteen?"
     
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    And he's lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what the sirens mean
     
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