Drones to replace cart girls?

Golf Course Drones May Soon Replace 'Cart Girls'

Screw this. I live in a town legendary for hot cart girls at its golf courses. I sure as hell don't want a drone bringing my beer.

 

I could see a driverless cart, but not something from the air. I think golfers like whatever peace and quiet they can get.

 

Great, let's fuck up the sport even more. Isn't anything sacred?

 

The golfers have a better chance of scoring with the drones, though.

 

They're already rounding up a few guys to read mean tweets to beer cart girls.

 

I dunno ... When we go on our annual MB golf trip I see the cart girls a little over twice a round. And I use the term "girl" loosely.
Typically they are female retirees.
I'm not interested in nice tits and a flirty attitude. Sure that's nice.. but I really want a decent bloody mary, a few beers and a little more frequency.

 

A few years ago, when my daughter had turned 18, she said she wanted to get a job as a cart girl at my club. To which I replied over my dead friggin' body ...

 

So yours have been replaced by crones?

 

You're looking for a decent bloody mary on the golf course? Savvy.

 

That's pretty accurate.

 

If you think we're gonna let this slide, you've lost your mind.
POGTFO.

 

If you're wanting a bloody mary on the golf course -- and Lord knows I've been there -- you are likely pretty damn open-minded when it comes to quality.