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Driving down south and it might snow ... I'm going to die aren't I?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. KP

    KP Active Member

    I'd hold up three fingers, then make a slashing motion across my neck. Someone just needs a cell phone to call the tow truck (wrecker in No. 3 world) to get my car out of the ditch.

    Got ice? Just keep going straight. No lane changes, no unnecessary braking, no lead foot on the gas = no problems.
  2. CNN is running videos of Crazy Hicks On Ice all morning. Does everybody own a video camera these days? Some poor schlub in El Paso whose pickup when spinning through a fence has been on TV more than Fredo this morning. I kept watching in terror for a car with America's Dairyland plates in the middle of some horrendous impromptu Hillbilly Salad, but so far, so good.
  3. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    Whoa whoa, bubbler created a new username for the occasion? Wow.
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    There's some serious wind a-blowin' here in Louisville. Seriously. Small woodland creatures are being swept up and blown far away from their natural habitats. Compact cars are becoming experimental aircraft.
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Oh, for the love of God, sac up and quit being a wuss. Good thing Edmund Hillary didn't have your attitude.
  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Sir Edmund had a pick ax with him and probably several layers of clothing covering his rectum. He would have been safe in rural Kentucky.

    It could be worse for Bubbler if he was travelling through Saturday night. The combination of a Louisville BCS berth and a UK blowout loss to North Carolina could cause quite a redneck ruckus. I'd tread carefully if those events occur.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Your rectum is never safe in rural Kentucky
  9. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    Rectum? Hell, damn near killed him!
  10. The thread seems to be hydroplaning a bit here.
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    goo on the roadway.
  12. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    So, did he die?
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