Driver's Ed isn't what it used to be

Guy carjacks a 57-year-old woman's vehicle. Discovers it's a stick shift. Can't drive it. Gives keys back:

http://www.rgj.com/article/20090804/NEWS01/90804036

Reminds me of the cop I interviewed once about dumb criminals: "I've been throwing guys against walls and car hoods and sidewalks for 25 years, and when searching them, never once did I find a Mensa card."

 

This is why I'll never be a car-jacker.

 

Thinks you're a gutless fucking asshole:

 

He'd certainly be able to recognize one.

 

Give the poor guy a break. He's got a tired arm!

 

Kevin Gregg carjacks would have to be finished by Carlos Marmol.

 

He should have fucking whiplash from jerking his head around violently to watch all those fucking rockets he gives up leave the park.

 

He'd just drive the car into a wall or something.