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Driver's Ed isn't what it used to be

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Guy carjacks a 57-year-old woman's vehicle. Discovers it's a stick shift. Can't drive it. Gives keys back:


    Reminds me of the cop I interviewed once about dumb criminals: "I've been throwing guys against walls and car hoods and sidewalks for 25 years, and when searching them, never once did I find a Mensa card."
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    This is why I'll never be a car-jacker.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Thinks you're a gutless fucking asshole:


    :D :D :D
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He'd certainly be able to recognize one.
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Give the poor guy a break. He's got a tired arm! :)
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Kevin Gregg carjacks would have to be finished by Carlos Marmol.
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He should have fucking whiplash from jerking his head around violently to watch all those fucking rockets he gives up leave the park.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He'd just drive the car into a wall or something.
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