DRINKS on a plane!

I had a layover in Vegas once. There wasn't time to hit a real casino since the layover was only for an hour. I went to get something to eat and really didn't want to pay $4.oo for a Whopper (hate it all you will...but one of the great things about DFW airport is that all the eateries are not allowed to jack the prices up) so I played the slots there instead. I already knew of their legendary status as being the tightest slots anywhere. Except that I actually won some money. Not much...about fifteen bucks. But still, I won.

 

I've never had an adult beverage on a plane. I did, however, have several in the airports on my way to Vegas.

 

They sense a sucker. 8)

 

How was flying afterward?

 

Made it easier to sleep in the middle seat . . .

 

Well, you are short enough that any seat is good for you. But, that is a good answer. I love to sleep on planes, because it makes it go faster.

 

I hate the middle seat. I always feel like I have to stay awake so I don't touch one of the people in the other seats.

 

Nah, you just pass out and whoever's shoulder you end up on is all good. And, since you are a chick, they really won't care.

 

I don't care whether or not they care. I don't wanna touch some strange person I don't know while I'm asleep.

 

Oh boy...hilarity is about to ensue!

 

Yeah, that is a BP fastball that sportschick just tossed up there. I will let someone from the morning crew hit it out.

 

Looser!