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Drinkin' at Home on a Saturday Night

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Armchair_QB, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Great line, other comment notwithstanding.
     
  2. Hustle

    Hustle Guest

    Come on now, be real. You think Phil Knight is gonna throw seven figures at his alma mater, which is supported by butt-ugly cheerleaders? No chance.

    Oh, and hey, a few beers at the rodeo and a bottle of wine when you get home also gets you rather silly.

    Like it took me way too long to type all this shit... too many typos but I somehow feel compelled to keep hitting backspace.
     
  3. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    ACQB,

    How's it going... four hours later?

    Need another? How about some Jack — my treat?
     
  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i'm up for a jack and coke.
     
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Why would anyone damage Jack by adding anything other than ice?
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    spnited: would any answer other than "because i'm a pussy" work in this instance?
     
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    doesn't make you a pussy, tom.
    just means you -- and many others -- don't realize there are only two ways to drink Jack: straight up or on the rocks.
     
  8. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    For my last call:
    A double Jack on the rocks for Mr. Spnited.
    A shot of Jack and a glass of Coke for Mr. Petty. He can mix 'em to his liking.

    [to]
     
  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    if it makes you guys feel any better, i once beer bonged a pint of jack when i was 19 ... no coke.

    the future mrs. petty was not impressed.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Spnited's very very valid question is surpassed only by Tom's very, very valid answer...
     
  11. The morning after at the House of Fail.
    How's everybody doing?
    Who's that out on the lawn?
     
  12. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Why is the dog walking so funny?
     
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