Drew Magary is a bit of a grinch about Charlie Brown

"A Charlie Brown Kristallnacht"

 

"Let's Join The Bataan Death March, Charlie Brown!"

 

"Fr. Bob Has Summoned Me For A Private Confessional, Charlie Brown!"

 

"It's the Great Haggis, Charlie Brown!"

 

"It's The Great AIDS Crisis In Africa, Charlie Brown!"

 

Lucy needs $50 and a ride to the clinic, Charlie Brown.

 

Not this shit again, Charlie Brown.

 

I'm just glad the Peanuts specials were made when they were - I can imagine them with a soundtrack of smooth jazz, or worse video game music or whatever crap they're using for today's cartoons.

 

Let's Visit Gacy the Clown, Charlie Brown

 

It never rains in Southern Ethiopia Charlie Brown.

 

You're Not on Schindler's List, Charlie Brown

 

Your teacher's going on the space shuttle, Charlie Brown.