Dr. Z -- Media Critic

At least he hasn't been charged with a lack of institutional control. Or intestinal control, for that matter.

 

No postseason appearances? TV ban?

 

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Outing alert: Fenian is Clem Haskins.

 

I am not.
Want to buy a Soc 101 paper?

 

Is it properly annotated, with an MLA-style bibliography?

 

My favorite story from that whole saga:

When the Gophers recruited Bobby Jackson, he still needed a couple prerequisites for admission.

No problem, Clem says. Jackson says he assumed he was admitted provisionally. Turns out, Clem enrolls the kid in the classes he needs -- while he's still enrolled elsewhere and playing JUCO, and then has Gangelhoff crank out the papers. They get sent to Jackson and he mails them in.

Presto, Bobby's eligible.

Rot in hell, Clem.

 

I just want to go on the record: Even if an investigation reveals that Fenian has no institutional control, I oppose the death penalty.

 

FBU needs to get sanctioned once before he's eligible for the death penalty, right?

 

I'm not saying Fenian is out of control.

But he's got Eric Dickerson posting for him.

 

The Posting Police are going to give indiansnetwork the death penalty in order to teach Fenian a lesson.

 

I regret to say that I'll be entering rehab for an alcohol and substance abuse problem.
To acquire one, of course.

 

I just want to go on the record: If the Posting Police tries to administer the death penalty to indiansnetwork ... I won't be the one to stand in the way.