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DR Peter King

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Jul 12, 2008.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    You should send that to the SI mailbag and add "cancel my subscription"
     
  2. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    He sure knows a lot of famous and powerful people...thanks for letting us know.
     
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    This speech really marks Peter King's coming out party as a world class blow hard.
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    "My daughter Mary Beth came with me today for this honor...and as i look out over this crowd -- hey, I don't see her... Oh, there she is. Coming from behind the bleachers...."
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    "Finally: I think I'm in danger of boring a lot of fathers out there right now, and maybe some mothers too."

    I know this because I can hear the faint cries of "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Oh there she is. Bobbing her head up and down, up and down, up and down. And look at the guy next to her, so enraptured by my speech, he can hardly contain his joy!"
     
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    ...With foam on her lips from an extra foam mocha latte.
     
  8. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    they probably thought, 'this guy never got laid in college.'
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Funny how things skip a generation...
     
  10. Cousin Jeffrey

    Cousin Jeffrey Active Member

    Don't worry, 75 pct of the crowd there was hungover, and half came from the bars that morning. So few, aside from parents, were paying much attention. OU, graduating functioning alcoholics since 1808.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    There's alcohol in Athens?
     
  12. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I thought this was a joke, then I read the story. Wow.
     
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