Dr J Not a Fan of Braces

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/dr-j-braces-oral-sex-alexandra-stephenson/209181

"Dr. J. reveals in his new autobiography that a woman getting braces led to the conception of his daughter, Alexandra Stephenson. "

 

We should move this to Journalism topics only. It's important to have good teeth when reporting.

 

Or maybe he was a fan of "hot as hell" sports writers.

 

" I hope you don't mind if you put it in here today. I just got braces and my
mouth is a little sore."

This must have been the beginning of Dr J's kamasutra exploration phase.

 

Logic fail -- he ignores the possibility, nay, likelihood that she eventually stores it and goes turkey baster later.

 

He should have gone back door and jammed it home.

 

Wow! Erin Andrews, you can go back to the secretary pool.

 

By her pleasant smile in later years it looks like those braces worked.

 

In her defense, nobody stays 25 forever.

 

Was Lindsay Davenport the Dr. J/Stevenson love child?

 

Look we're not google here. Don't be so lazy.

 

A copy editor I worked with who was familiar with Samantha Stevenson early in her career swears she was the hottest sports writer of all-time.