Dr. Bonds finally discovers cure for hater-itis

Fuck the army, join the hater corps.

The hater corps wouldn't just eat the Villa Army for breakfast, they'd squeeze it into a milky substance they'd pour over their Lucky Charms before they went and punched someone in the face for the sheer visceral pleasure of doing so.

Hoo-raah!

 

Hater in the House!

 

Ahhhhh, fuck those guys . . .

 

If that's your wife in the photo with the boat going away. Hmmm. You must be one ugly dude.

Ya know. I'd love to see Lance Williams do a double bicep pose without a shirt.
I'll bet he would make sports journalists proud.

 

Pot-to-kettle alert.

 

Wow, that's the best you could do?

 

Discrediting a writer b/c he's yet to pose for a beefcake calendar. The surest sign yet of desperation.

Really, 48 hours and this is all you came up with? Hater-itis--a term you'd expect to hear from some lame trash-talker on a message board for fantasy owners in 1998--and Lance Williams doesn't do a double-bicep pose in a T-shirt? Shit. I'd hate to see what you come up with on the spur of the moment.

 

Hater-itis is highly contagious.

 

Do you have a cream I could use to get rid of the rash?

 

Can't you just make your own cream for your rash?

 

I just figured you knew some people who could come up with a rash to combat hater-itis...and maybe make me buff enough to do a double bicep pose without a shirt. That'd show Lance Williams!

 

I would much rather use the cream -- or is it the clear? -- that Barry uses. Seems to work for him just fine.