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Dr. Bonds finally discovers cure for hater-itis

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by creamora, Aug 9, 2007.

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  1. creamora

    creamora Member

    After almost four years of research, Dr. Barry Bonds finally discovered a cure for the epidemic disease within the world of sports journalism called hater-itis. Dr. Bonds certainly deserves to be praised and honored for all of his hard work and dedication. The world of baseball will forever be greatful to him. 757 and counting. Howyalikeit?
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Only two days late. Pretty much everyone's moved on.
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sweet. Another thread dedicated to this waste of skin. Just what we needed.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Doctor Barry Bonds!?! Is his PhD in PEDs?
  5. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    No, honorary doctorate in the dark arts from Hogwarts.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Bonds or creamora?
  7. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Wasted breath but....I will point out here as I did to JDV. Actually breaking the record does absolutely nothing to vindicate Bonds. Not one thing.
  8. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    What are you talking about? It cures hater-itis! Fuck you, and have a nice Barry Bonds Cures Hater-itis Day.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Did you actually put time and effort into that?
  10. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Another triumph of moral relativism! Hooray!
  11. creamora

    creamora Member

    The haters gave it everything they had and Bonds was still able to overcome the adversity and prevail. In fact, he gave the haters back love in return. After Bonds set the new home run record, he was humble in his expression of his tremendous admiration of Hank Aaron. He also voiced gratitude to his teammates and the fans as well as his deeply felt respect for the game of baseball. Bonds handled the occasion well.
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    48 hours, apparently.
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