Doritos X-13D flavor

Sorry about that, guys. Hit the button once too often.

 

Would that be a premature e-contribution?

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I've met sportswriters. Would that actually be necessary? 8)

 

AA, you are one sick individual. Must be the company you keep each week.

 

The chips tasted ok, I actually liked the flavor. But then the smell sticks to you, and you start sweating it out. Had to take a shower to try and get rid of the stench. It smells like you have a week older burger smeared to your body.

 

The smell from the original nacho cheese Doritos, and the long-loved taco flavor, was overpowering at times, especially in an enclosed vehicle during a seven-day road trip vacation.

 

I'm not afraid to say that years ago when I was 300+ pounds, I'd eat McRibs with enthusiasm. I've probably consumed 200 in my life. None since 2003. That sentence will hold on the last day I'm alive.

 

Good for Murc.

I wish I could offer to eat your McRib's for you, but I haven't seen them in these parts for years.

 

My wife said they taste like a hamburger and french fries, with A1 steak sauce.

 

I've described them as cheeseburger-flavored.

 

I can see it now: "I'll have four boxes of condoms and *in a whisper* a bag of X-13 Doritos."

 

So should I stop at the store and buy a bag?
I think I'd just like to know what everyone is talking about, but I don't want to waste 99 cents.