Door 2, Huggins 0

Bob Huggins says he walked into a door, winds up with two black eyes:

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090610/SPT0101/306100052/1064/Huggins+laughs+off+shiners

 

And abused women around the world think, "I've heard that one before."

 

This was like when "he slipped and fell getting off the airplane" because he was fatigued or whatever -- yeah, I'm sure there was no alcohol involved in this accident, either..... :

 

So how many doors did he run into?

 

You get drunk enough, you can run into anything.

 

The offending door, pictured, had no comment.

 

We used to have a cross-reference of baseball injuries. Like:
-- "Cut hand washing a glass" actually was "cut hand on broken beer glass in bar."
-- "Broken toe from running into bathroom door" actually was "stumbled off curb walking out of bar drunk."
-- Huggins' excuse (ran into door) actually was "punched out by bimbo's husband."

 

I'd just like to say that I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man.

As for Huggy Bear... well, at least he didn't kill anybody.

 

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity?

 

Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

 

Well, scratch off "Door Opening 101" from the list of approved courses for WVU players.

 

Door is now 1-1.