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dools, you're really getting up there

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'll see what I can do for you, Mr. Womack.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 7, 2008
    #37
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Are you sure you can get some chloroform and score with a woman in the next 15 years?
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 7, 2008
    #38
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Dools, my mom says happy birthday, and that she'll have a new vid up soon.

    (People are going to wonder what the fuck that is about :D )
     
    BYH, Feb 7, 2008
    #39
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Happy birthday, Dooley. I hope you enjoy the day... In honor of your birthday, I'll share a rumor that's been circulating:

    I heard that Dooley arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening as a pre-birthday celebration. Once in the room they undressed, killed the lights, climbed into bed and went at it. When finished, Dooley jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into the bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat performance.

    The hooker was impressed Dooley's stamina during the second encounter. When finished, Dooley jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and started again.

    The hooker was amazed at this sequence.

    During his third time at it, she decided to try it herself. So, when they were done, she quickly jumped up, ran to the window, took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed.....and....

    ... found Spnited, Fenian_Bastard and JR.
     
    The Big Ragu, Feb 7, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    No, but I love challenges.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 7, 2008
    #41
  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Sorry to come so late to the party, Dools. Have a great one!
     
    HC, Feb 7, 2008
    #42
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Even if it's foaf?

    Happy birthday, dools!
     
    forever_town, Feb 7, 2008
    #43
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, the left side of the area under the bed was crowded.
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 7, 2008
    #44
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    SCOREBOARD! (You little crud).
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 7, 2008
    #45
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My wife wants me to try this.
     
    BYH, Feb 7, 2008
    #46
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Well, it's overrated; Fen nibbles too hard.
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 7, 2008
    #47
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Whose legs are those?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    Clever username, Feb 7, 2008
    #48
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