Don't you touch that present, or I'll have you arrested!!

Parents of SportsJournalists.com.....
I know curiosity overtakes your kids this time of year, but this lady took it way too far, even though her kid apparently has some problems. ???
Read and discuss.....
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/16171832.htm

 

I'm going to throw out a wild guess, but unwrapping a Christmas present three weeks early isn't the worst problem this family's going to face in their lifetime.

 

Where's Sally's boot camp when you need it?

 

OK, let's do some math...

27 (mom's age) - 12 (boy's age) = 15 when child born.

63 (great-grandmother) - 27 (mom) = 36.

So, on average, there is a child being born every 17 or so years in this family. Jeebus.

 

Lessee here ... he faces an expulsion hearing from his school, but Mom called the police because he opened a present early.

Priorities a little mixed up here? Just guessin' ...

 

So Game Boys aren't the only things unwrapped early in that family, you're saying?

 

Some things were apparently never wrapped.

 

That's why my mom always hid the presents until a few days before Christmas.

 

To cut down on the teen pregnancy rate????????