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Don't you touch that present, or I'll have you arrested!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BigRed, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. BigRed

    BigRed Active Member

    Parents of SportsJournalists.com.....
    I know curiosity overtakes your kids this time of year, but this lady took it way too far, even though her kid apparently has some problems. ???
    Read and discuss.....
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I'm going to throw out a wild guess, but unwrapping a Christmas present three weeks early isn't the worst problem this family's going to face in their lifetime.
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Where's Sally's boot camp when you need it?
  4. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    OK, let's do some math...

    27 (mom's age) - 12 (boy's age) = 15 when child born.

    63 (great-grandmother) - 27 (mom) = 36.

    So, on average, there is a child being born every 17 or so years in this family. Jeebus.
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Lessee here ... he faces an expulsion hearing from his school, but Mom called the police because he opened a present early.

    Priorities a little mixed up here? Just guessin' ...
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So Game Boys aren't the only things unwrapped early in that family, you're saying?
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Some things were apparently never wrapped.
  8. Ledbetter

    Ledbetter Active Member

    That's why my mom always hid the presents until a few days before Christmas.
  9. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    To cut down on the teen pregnancy rate????????
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