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Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Fat guuuuuy in a liiiittle coaaaaat.
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    He too afraid to get out. He just a little guy.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode.

    My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!
  4. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    John Hancock. It's HERBIE Hancock.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?

    Richard: No, your face does.
  6. I don't remember eating that.
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  8. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    What kind of hotel is this???
  9. It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.
  10. boots

    boots New Member

    Let's go to the video tape.
  11. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.

    Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    "LLuuuukkkkkkeeee.......IIIIIII ammmmmmm yyyyoooooouuuuuurrrrrr fffffaaaaaaaatttthhhheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr"
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