Don't you hate it when ...

That's my favorite kind of Angola.

 

A woman who is dating a closeted gay man is a beard.

A merkin is, well, a pubic hair wig.

 

Whoa. No need to pile on. It's been a bad weekend.

 

I'm aware.

This weekend wasn't nearly as bad as last weekend.

 

Wow. What are you saying?

I mean, me and you almost had a thing once.

 

I don't understand the need to bash sangria. Really good sangria, especially the stuff you can get in Spain, is one of the better tasting alcoholic beverages on the planet.

 

I'm OK with that assesment, but after 7 beers? It is not a good combo. That's all I say.

 

You should have started with the sangria. Always do liquor first, rookie mistake there. And you're drunk after seven beers? What kind of tolerance is that?

 

Many good points my young friend.

One, I ate a banana and a totino's before beginning the drinking.

Two, I figured 7 beers would do me for the day, but then I got fired up and killed them quickly.

So, I turned to the only other booze in my house.

I have a feeling I will regret this decision in the morning.

 

Do you have to work tomorrow? If yes, and it's early at all, then you probably will. Just make sure to drink a bunch of water before you go to sleep, that will head off some of the issues.

 

Less than 8 hours 'til I have to be in the office!

Good thing I'm inhaling pasta right now.

 

What's 'Gola going to do with three metric tons of mustard gas and a corn-infested bloody toe?