Don't you hate it when ...

Good Lord, man.

mancard

now.

 

Do you think she actually lets him touch her? He's a beard or a merkin or something like that.

 

She's gonna hate me for that.

 

Dude, or is it sir?, we moved a bit ago and couldn't afford a real bed. We bought an inflatable matress. One of those ones that has a vague stand underneath.

I don't recommend anyone sleeps on one of these for more than 3 days at a time. My back has been killing me the past 2 months, 28 days.

 

Yes.

She just called up the family and put a hit on you.

 

Dude, I have no idea what is up with you. Not only is she WAY out of your league, but now she's actually slept on an inflatable bed for three months with you?

Lord man, propose now!

 

What's a beard or a merkin? I feel like Hillary Clinton on SNL last night.

 

Ha.

Soon.

I think one of your co-workers is about to be in a fantasy baseball league of mine. I can't wait to ask if he knows IJAG.

Sidenote: She is so not out of my league. I may be belligerent. I may be a drunkard. I may use toothpaste in ways it is not intended to be. I may hang out with my hands down my pants. I may be even louder than you.

But I'm a cool guy.

Edit: Or I may be below her league.

Either way.

 

Or you may be drunk.

 

'Tis possible.

Though I feel like I normally do on SportsJournalists.com (Hi, Ragu!)