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Don't you hate it when ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    you run out of beer and are left with your girlfriend's sangeria?
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I had to re-read the last part of that post 4 times.
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Why? Did I spell sangeria wrong? That is entirely possible at this point.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I drank a bottle of IPA tonight for the first time.

    Not bad, but gave me serious gas.

    In fact, I was half asleep, mamachef was reading a book on amputation of toes while your husband is asleep, and I let loose an gaseous explosion so potent, that my dog, who was laying under the bed, ran out of the bedroom, and my cat jumped off the bed.

    I have been forbidden to drink IPA forevermore.
  6. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    What if I would have said this:

    ... your favorite team trades David Wright for a bag of balls.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest


    That's in the spirit of this thread.

    I'm sure I'll be told I'm not allowed to drink wine after tonight either.

    The girlfriend already tried to tell me I'm supposed to dilute the wine, but really that was an attempt to get me to chill out.

    Ha. That didn't work. Sorry, future Mrs. Angola!
  9. KP

    KP Active Member

    you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game. :D
  10. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Hi Bill.
  11. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    There has been a skunk in our neighborhood recently and I can smell it.

    I should kill it, though I'm lacking in weapons.
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    A real man would kill it with his bare hands. Wuss.
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