Don't READ THIS ... Kennedy is dead! The Pitino presser thread

Re: The end of Rick at UL?

What about former MTV VJ Kennedy?

 

Re: The end of Rick at UL?

Wife: YOU FUCKED A FLOOZY ON A TABLE AT OUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT??!?!?!!? AND YOU PAID FOR HER ABORTION??!??
Husband: Sorry, we can't discuss it
Wife: And why is that?
Husband: Kennedy immunity.
Wife (slowly, trying to figure out what is going on): Kennedy immunity?
Husband: Kennedy immunity
Wife: OK, I'll bite. What's Kennedy immunity.
Husband: Ted Kennedy died today.
Wife: And the price of gas went up 5 cents last night at the Shell station. Your point?
Husband: In the grand scheme of things, is my nailing a blonde bimbo and paying for her abortion really that important in comparison to the death of the greatest Senator of the 20th century?
Wife: When you put it that way......

 

Its the Porcini Alfredo sauce.

 

I wish the Courier-Journal would impose its own one-day moratorium on reporting about this story this afternoon.

 

Question ... was this press conference announced yesterday or did Pitino hurriedly put one together to take advantage of Kennedy's death?

 

Nope.

 

So he holds a press conference to complain he's getting too much press?

There's bound to be more to it than that.

 

I think all reporting should be limited to the fact that UL recruiting is going just fine.

 

Thanks to Ted Kennedy's death or the poor economy?

 

At least he didn't evoke the emotions of 9-11 again.

 

Let me get this straight -- a high-profile, multi-million dollar head basketball coach got some side pussy and forgot to pull out in time and this is a story worthy of all the national and local attention it has generated?

Christ, we are doomed as a nation.

 

Steve Kragthorpe approves of this scandal.