Donna Martin Graduates! A semi-annual SJ.com live blog

After this thread runs its course, it will beget other, cheaply-made-for-TV threads that feature a ":" somewhere in the thread title.

 

this thread will return in about 10 years with a whole new cast and will suck to the highest degree

 

By the way, Andrea has just forgotten her graduation speech, as the graduating class of West Beverly (about 200 strong) is graduating in front of a crowd of about 100 crammed into a courtyard. What, the school doesn't have a football stadium?

 

This thread will try to have his son-in-law killed, only to accidentally kill his own super-hot looking daughter.

 

This thread will grow sideburns.

 

This thread will have the hottest fucking girlfriend imaginable, and inexplicably dump Celeste anyway.

 

This thread's hairline is already receding.

Also, this thread will fire a future two-time Oscar winner midway through a season.

 

This thread is supposed to be three pages old, but actually is 31.

 

This thread once accused one of its professors of molesting it, but it turns out this thread's uncle was really to blame.

 

This thread is in a wheelchair and is talking about the New Evolution.

 

This thread is in a wheelchair and secretly hates Brandon for being able to walk.

 

This thread will launch an ill-advised post-thread rap career and become one of the great white boy poseurs of all-time.