Donna Martin Graduates! A semi-annual SJ.com live blog

SPOILER ALERT:

I am happy to report that Donna Martin does, in fact, graduate.

 

And after being allowed to graduate with her classmates, Donna Martin fails the exams she didn't study for and doesn't get to graduate with her classmates.

 

This guy insists that Donna walk with her class:

 

BYH will beat you like Ray Pruit beats his girlfriend.

Who was, coincidentally, Donna Martin.

 

How do you talk to a dyslexic angel?

 

Mostly, you mumble a lot.

When that doesn't work, you throw her down the stairs.

 

Or get drunk, bump into Donna and have her hit her head as she falls into the pool.

Oh wait.

 

This was a "very special" 90210.

But a better live blog would have been a few weeks ago, when Color Me Badd came to the Peach Pit.

 

Meh.

Call me when you liveblog the Scott Gunkid episode.

 

I propose we liveblog the Valerie-Seduces-Her-Stepdad episode.

Or, frankly, any of the college traumas to afflict Kelly.

 

I get the cocaine addiction/crazed rehab roommate trauma.

 

Oooh, the Single White Female ripoff? Excellent choice.

Dibs on nearly-burned-alive!