Donald Trump Jr. would like to be face punched

I know the Trumpettes around here might get offended by this suggestion, but I doubt there is a current celebrity with a more punchable face than Donald Trump Jr. It has little or nothing to do with what he says or does; it’s merely that default look of his, that expression I recall from playground bullies who would pick on smaller kids and then say things like, “What are you going to do about it?”

Whaddya think? Is there a more punchable face in today’s celebrity world?

If so, who does it belong to?

 

How about a one-two punch? Make sure you get get your weight behind it.

 

No, I’ve always kind of had a soft spot for Gary Busey’s kid.

 

C'mon, now. Eric is a dirty rotten scoundrel.

 

Do you suppose people have been trying to come up and punch Jonathan Schmock's face for 30-some years now since being the maitre d' in Ferris Bueller?

 

I weep for the future.

 

Is Captain Kangroo an option?

[asking for Mr. Green Jeans]

 

Tucker Carlson will always get my vote.

 

Eric has the distinct disadvantage of looking like Jonathan Papelbon. Probably as intelligent, too.

 

Junior's lipstick bothers me.