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Donald Duck groped me two years ago and now I have PTS

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Aug 12, 2010.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Is this a laughable lawsuit or could the trauma of having Donald Duck grope your breasts be worth something two years later?


    Here's the lede, click on the link for the full story:
    The story has a picture of the duck, but not the plaintiff.

    More details (but no photo of the woman) in the Delaware County Times story:

    She's suing for $50,000 “plus delay damages, punitive damages, costs, interest and other damages permitted by law.”
  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That mother will gladly settle out of court for lifetime family passes to Disney.
  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    This story brings back that time I was mickied by Mickey.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The bitch should've sued for a million — maybe then she'd get the $50k trinket treatment.

    Instead she sued for $50k and Disney is like, "Get that shit outtahere."
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If only I had a nickel for every time I was groped by Donald Duck.
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The lede is a C+. It would have been a B- if it said that she is suffering from mallardies instead of maladies.
  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.
  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Your honor, the plaintiff calls Christina Aguilera to the stand."

    NSFW: http://www.boreme.com/members/users/ma/maverickrazor/media/donald-duck-christina-aguilera.jpg
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you're saying Donald is a repeat offender?
  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    This is bullshit. Even if D. Duck did grope her, what the hell? Post-Traumatic Stress? Get over it. Either press charges at the time it happened, or give it up.
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

  12. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    So, the feeling here is, it's not everything it's quacked up to be?
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