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Donald Duck groped me two years ago and now I have PTS

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Is this a laughable lawsuit or could the trauma of having Donald Duck grope your breasts be worth something two years later?

    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20100812_Delco_woman_sues__Donald__groped__her.html

    Here's the lede, click on the link for the full story:
    The story has a picture of the duck, but not the plaintiff.

    More details (but no photo of the woman) in the Delaware County Times story:
    http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2010/08/12/news/doc4c635a8bcfbcf543707214.txt

    She's suing for $50,000 “plus delay damages, punitive damages, costs, interest and other damages permitted by law.”
     
    EStreetJoe, Aug 12, 2010
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  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That mother will gladly settle out of court for lifetime family passes to Disney.
     
    playthrough, Aug 12, 2010
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  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    This story brings back that time I was mickied by Mickey.

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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    Care Bear, Aug 12, 2010
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  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The bitch should've sued for a million — maybe then she'd get the $50k trinket treatment.

    Instead she sued for $50k and Disney is like, "Get that shit outtahere."
     
    Football_Bat, Aug 12, 2010
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  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If only I had a nickel for every time I was groped by Donald Duck.
     
    Ace, Aug 12, 2010
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  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The lede is a C+. It would have been a B- if it said that she is suffering from mallardies instead of maladies.
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 12, 2010
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  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.
     
    bumpy mcgee, Aug 12, 2010
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  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Your honor, the plaintiff calls Christina Aguilera to the stand."

    NSFW: http://www.boreme.com/members/users/ma/maverickrazor/media/donald-duck-christina-aguilera.jpg
     
    Killick, Aug 12, 2010
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  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you're saying Donald is a repeat offender?
     
    Ace, Aug 12, 2010
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  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    This is bullshit. Even if D. Duck did grope her, what the hell? Post-Traumatic Stress? Get over it. Either press charges at the time it happened, or give it up.
     
    hondo, Aug 12, 2010
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  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Nice.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Aug 12, 2010
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  12. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    So, the feeling here is, it's not everything it's quacked up to be?
     
    HanSenSE, Aug 12, 2010
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