Dominic the Clown brings joy and therapy to all!

I would LOVE to read the testimonials for this guy's business.
He's a clown in Switzerland who parents hire for kids' birthdays. Not to come to parties, but rather to stalk their kids for a week and smash a pie in their face when it's done. He dresses up as an evil clown, sends texts and posts notes to let the kids know when the attack is coming.
If the kids can avoid the hit, they get to keep the pie.
Somewhere, John Wayne Gacy just slapped his forehead.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

Oh, he also has a website. Not much more than a link to an e-mail address, though.
http://www.evilbirthdayclown.com/

 

From the comments: Why is his fly open?

And sure enough in the picture it is!

 

Not it's not. Button fly jeans have a flap over them so you don't see the buttons. But the buttons are obviously done up.

 

I fucking hate clowns, don't need more reason to hate them, they can fuck off, die in a fire, PFO, etc. Fucking clowns, fuck off.

 

There are two types of people in the world. People who think clowns are creepy and weird. And clowns.

 

Whew, ok good. For a minute there, I was afraid the guy was weird.

 

Well, being a movie/commercial industry guy, your scale for "weird" is different than most of ours.

 

THIS!

 

True. 5.0 on my scale is gorilla mask faffing.

 

"But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."

Geez, not like that, ya dickhead.