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Dominic the Clown brings joy and therapy to all!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, May 8, 2012.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I would LOVE to read the testimonials for this guy's business.
    He's a clown in Switzerland who parents hire for kids' birthdays. Not to come to parties, but rather to stalk their kids for a week and smash a pie in their face when it's done. He dresses up as an evil clown, sends texts and posts notes to let the kids know when the attack is coming.
    If the kids can avoid the hit, they get to keep the pie.
    Somewhere, John Wayne Gacy just slapped his forehead.


    Oh, he also has a website. Not much more than a link to an e-mail address, though.
  2. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    From the comments: Why is his fly open?

    And sure enough in the picture it is!
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Not it's not. Button fly jeans have a flap over them so you don't see the buttons. But the buttons are obviously done up.
  4. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    I fucking hate clowns, don't need more reason to hate them, they can fuck off, die in a fire, PFO, etc. Fucking clowns, fuck off.
  5. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    There are two types of people in the world. People who think clowns are creepy and weird. And clowns.
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Whew, ok good. For a minute there, I was afraid the guy was weird.
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Well, being a movie/commercial industry guy, your scale for "weird" is different than most of ours. :D
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

  9. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    True. 5.0 on my scale is gorilla mask faffing.
  10. Raiders

    Raiders Guest

    "But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."

    Geez, not like that, ya dickhead.
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