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Dolly Parton injured in car accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Gator, Oct 21, 2013.

  1. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    Luckily her airbags were already deployed ....... womp, womp, womp.

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Good God, talk about jokes that write themselves.
  3. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    I think you had one too many womps there.
  4. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    Extra one for the lameness of the joke.
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The funny thing is, I can see Dolly telling that joke herself next time she's on stage.
  6. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    My favorite Dolly Parton line is "It costs me a fortune to look this cheap."
  7. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Dolly Parton, prophesying the MMA fan look
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I'll grant you it would've been a huge upset if the wreck had happened outside the 840 loop.
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Everything you ever hear about Dolly Parton is that she is one of the nicest celebrities around.

    Plus, she wrote Jolene, which the White Stripes version of, may be one of my favorite covers ever.

    Glad she's OK...
  10. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.
  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Yeah, there are quite a few hits that she wrote that the bulk of the public have no idea that she did first.
  12. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Glad she's OK, too. Seems to have stayed grounded and never forgotten where she came from.
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