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Dolly Parton building a theme park at Opryland. What rides are needed?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    The opportunities are endless.

    ;D

    http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120119/NEWS/301190061/Dolly-Parton-Gaylord-Opryland-announce-new-theme-park?odyssey=mod|defcon|text|FRONTPAGE
     
    TigerVols, Jan 19, 2012
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I'll bite.

    Magic Mountains.
     
    LongTimeListener, Jan 19, 2012
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  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Grand Tetons roller coaster.
     
    bigpern23, Jan 19, 2012
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  4. rmanfredi

    rmanfredi Active Member

    The Great Smoky Mountains.

    As someone who has been to Dollywood, I have to say it was a better experience than what I've had recently at Magic Mountain or Knott's Berry Farm. It's cheesy, but the artisan crafts are pretty cool and it's well-run.

    Also, boobs.
     
    rmanfredi, Jan 19, 2012
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  5. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    A water ride called Islands in the Stream
     
    zagoshe, Jan 19, 2012
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  6. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Dolly turned 66 today. The Motor Boat Magic River Ride would be fun.
     
    Point of Order, Jan 19, 2012
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  7. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Given how she's distorted her face, the Hall of Mirrors is must.
     
    Bob Cook, Jan 19, 2012
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  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Also a casino for the grown-ups, in honor of Kenny Rogers.
     
    Football_Bat, Jan 19, 2012
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  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    And gaming lessons in the morning: "Know when to hold them and when to fold them."
     
    HanSenSE, Jan 19, 2012
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  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    The Matterhorns?
     
    micropolitan guy, Jan 19, 2012
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  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I told my wife this today. Inexplicably, she didn't agree.
     
    three_bags_full, Jan 19, 2012
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