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Dolly Parton building a theme park at Opryland. What rides are needed?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    The opportunities are endless.


  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I'll bite.

    Magic Mountains.
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Grand Tetons roller coaster.
  4. rmanfredi

    rmanfredi Active Member

    The Great Smoky Mountains.

    As someone who has been to Dollywood, I have to say it was a better experience than what I've had recently at Magic Mountain or Knott's Berry Farm. It's cheesy, but the artisan crafts are pretty cool and it's well-run.

    Also, boobs.
  5. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    A water ride called Islands in the Stream
  6. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Dolly turned 66 today. The Motor Boat Magic River Ride would be fun.
  7. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Given how she's distorted her face, the Hall of Mirrors is must.
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Also a casino for the grown-ups, in honor of Kenny Rogers.
  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    And gaming lessons in the morning: "Know when to hold them and when to fold them."
  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    The Matterhorns?
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I told my wife this today. Inexplicably, she didn't agree.
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