Dogs eat former professor and wife

Roid rage.

 

This says nothing good about me, but I saw this thread title and thought, would have been a helluva Gilligan episode.

 

Awesome (and a great song, too).

 

How about just plain rage. That fucker looks like he'll do anyone in who crosses him. Kinda reminds me of Butch, the bulldog in the old Bugs Bunny cartoon. Butch lost his mind because everywhere he look, he saw Bugs. Great bit. There was this little dog who was Spike's sidekick, always kissing his ass.

 

Or a my dog ate my homework joke.

 

An old coworker of my mom's wanted to die while feeding her pigs on the farm and then have the pigs eat her corpse. I doubt she wanted to be eaten alive, though.

 

Perhaps the strangest story to appear in a newspaper I worked at was when a census worker was killed and partially eaten by dogs back in 2000 in the backwoods of Indiana. Good times.

 

Somewhere, Bridget Jones is looking at pictures and thinking that could have been her if only Mark Darcy had never come along....

 

I think the census worker might dispute that.

 

They came at them like a bunch of wild dogs.