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Dog cloner suspected of being sex slave kidnapper

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    As if mortgaging your house to pay $50,000 to clone your dog wasn't weird enough ...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1042506/A-cloned-dog-Mormon-mink-lined-handcuffs-tantalising-mystery.html
     
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That headline is fantastic.
     
  3. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    I concur. That's epic.
     
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I'd pay real money to see that headline in our cop briefs some day. :eek: :eek:
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Love the caption: The saucy Joyce McKinney.
     
  6. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    Thought this was a pretty intriguing development. Sure sounds like her.
     
  7. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    The last paragraph was equally fantastic:
    In the end, they were to be the offspring of a dead pitbull ear, rather than that of a bespectacled Mormon trussed in the missionary position in a honeymoon cottage on Dartmoor, next to a pair of ripped, light blue silk pyjamas.
     
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    OK, now this story is just getting weird.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2565925/Dog-cloner-Joyce-McKinney-sought-over-burglary-to-fund-horses-wooden-leg.html
     
  9. calibretto

    calibretto Member

    what's extra-weird is that her lawyer is david crockett from tennessee
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    YOU ONLY COVER ME WHEN I CLONE DOGS AND KIDNAP A GUY FOR SEX!!!!
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    BYH, that's the most biographical avatar pic you've ever had.
     
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The story passed "weird" about 30 years ago, and now is heading at full warp speed for Bizarro World. :eek: :eek:
     
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