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Dog chews paralyzed owner's toes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bob Slydell, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Oh my God. I thought this quote was priceless:

    "I realized upon closer inspection that his toes were no longer on his feet," Cantrell said.

    And then I got to this passage and couldn't stop laughing:

    An open bag of Puppy Chow, about half-full, rested near the bed as well as an empty metal dog bowl.

    I'm going to hell but that's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, someone should enjoy those toes.
  4. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Yeah, I laughed too. it's horrible, but really kind of funny in a sick way.
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    OK ... but I didn't just laugh ... I was howling and giggling nonstop. Every word of that story just got weirder and funnier.
  6. If it was Linda Cohn's dog, he wouldn't be hungry for a week.
  7. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I don't know what this means, but I find it very, very funny.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Stay classy, Bristol.
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That's gold right there.
    Well done.
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Someone explain the joke to the Canuckistani ... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    She has big feet.

    That's my guess.
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Depends which foot.

    Twelve the hard way, y'know.
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