Dog chews paralyzed owner's toes

Wow. Just wow. Awful story.

http://www.kentucky.com/211/story/302103.html

No word on whether they tasted like chicken.

Sorry if it's a D_B.

 

Oh my God. I thought this quote was priceless:

"I realized upon closer inspection that his toes were no longer on his feet," Cantrell said.

And then I got to this passage and couldn't stop laughing:

An open bag of Puppy Chow, about half-full, rested near the bed as well as an empty metal dog bowl.

I'm going to hell but that's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.

 

Well, someone should enjoy those toes.

 

Yeah, I laughed too. it's horrible, but really kind of funny in a sick way.

 

OK ... but I didn't just laugh ... I was howling and giggling nonstop. Every word of that story just got weirder and funnier.

 

If it was Linda Cohn's dog, he wouldn't be hungry for a week.

 

I don't know what this means, but I find it very, very funny.

 

Stay classy, Bristol.

 

That's gold right there.
Well done.

 

Someone explain the joke to the Canuckistani ... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

 

She has big feet.

That's my guess.

 

Depends which foot.

Twelve the hard way, y'know.