Doesn't eat guy

Don't make me link to the 'Human Centipede' trailer.

 

this is fucking weird

 

I don't want to know how they arrived at that arrangement?
"Hey buddy... you lick, I'll chew?"

 

Burp, belch, grunt, groan. pfffarrt. However, I rarely drool.

 

Stop eating the hot dogs in the Notre Dame press box.

 

Weird guy in my former shop was once spotted finishing off a sandwich...





... while exiting a bathroom stall.

 

Our office portrait.
We had a guy who ate lunch in a bathroom stall. On multiple occasions.
A devil worshipper.
The redneck girl whose ex-husband wouldn't let her talk while the race was on.
The production guy who infamously asked, "Is that a fire or sumptin'?" upon seeing the flaming buildings of the World Trade Center on 9/11.
The tech guy who was fired after animal porn was found on his computer. Thanks to him and a skinflint general manager, most of our software in the late 1990s was pirated copies.
And, like an 80s song compilation, dozens more!

 

We had this guy who burped constantly in meetings. Blamed it on his acid reflux.

No dude, it's because you just had a Dr Pepper and a bologna sandwich. Fucking awful.

 

That would've made an awesome Seinfeld or Curb episode.

 

Not an eating thing but I worked with a woman who used to brush her teeth about fifteen times a day. In front of the staff.

 

We had an assclown on the news side who would pick his nose... then eat it, a la Spaulding Smails.

Ugh.

 

I can eat anything in public.

Except cheese crackers.