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Does this look like Subway to you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mustangj17, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Look, if someone doesn't bang an intern pretty soon, this thread is gonna run out of gas.
     
  2. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Did I mention these are high school girls?

    Outing alert: Zeke12 is RKelly.
     
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    No just the bitchwork. Typing up stuff. Writing stories for the people who are on vacation/furloughs.
     
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

     
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    If they were filling in for management, the interns could be deciding who gets the ax next, what unfilled position to freeze, etc.


    Mustang: Excuse me, perhaps nobody reviewed the employee handbook with you, but the newsroom dress code on page 152 specifically says lip rings can't be worn during your work shift.
    Intern: Mustang, I'm afraid we have to let you go.
     
  6. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    Just walk up to the intern and say, "Hey skippy, not only did you select a profession that is getting harder and harder to break into every day, but you are making your first impression by showing up to work with two lip rings. Now you can do what you want, but take a quick check around the office and count the lip rings being worn by other staffers. If your count -- excluding yourself -- is more than zero, than keep the things. If you can't find another one, than you might want to rethink the poor decision.
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    If they're typing up briefs and making phone calls, who gives a shit?
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I remember when it was impossible to find an intern unwilling to type briefs.

    I call it "2003."
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    They did it, and they did it well.
     
  10. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Our interns don't know the difference between their nose and their ears. Thus, they get confused on where to put the rings. And, uh, that qualifies them for management training.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hey, fuck you Mustang!

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  12. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Last year we had two female interns. One insisted on wearing cut-out and low-cut tank tops that showed off her very vibrant tattoos on her back and shoulders. Her attire prompted a memo to the whole department to reconsider what one is wearing into the office.
     
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