Does Neil Everett have diarrhea or constipation?

It's this show that used to be on ESPN where they showed highlights of sporting events...

 

uh.......ESPN?

is that code for something?

 

The something-or-other Sports Programming Network. Can't quite remember what the E stands for -- Excellent? Enlightening? Exceptional?

 

Is he a dwarf? Looks like he needs a high-chair

 

I always thought it was tighty whities. Interesting.

 

I always thought his projectile angst was borne from the fact that no matter how many times he goes trollin' for tail at the TGI Friday's dollar appetizer happy hour in Bristol, there'll never be another hottie like Cindy Brunson walk through those doors...and Steve Berthiaume's got that one on lockdown.

 

You mean like this?

BTW, this is my favorite Commodores song.

 

Or his calling card: "BARTENDER!!"

 

So....if Everett hosts a show with L. Cone.......can we title this episode........Wally and the Beaver?

 

Classic Chroma Key moments.

 

Xan, this was the exact video I was thinking about when I wrote this post. One of my favs too. Thanks for posting it. I can't stop laughing at the way Lionel looks constipated and in agony. You made my day!

 

Oh. my. God. That made my day. Lionel looked like he was in the restroom, trying to break one off on the toliet. The best one was the "Lady" video. The way he was moving between the net was hysterical.